Roderick Litton Suffers Public Breakdown during radio interview

CEO Roderick Littion, in a live interview, today, Mr Littion, well known for the crude attempts to cause conflict that resulted in the failure of his trade deal with mars began by requesting that

"The U.N. can allow me the usage of the dwarf planet Pluto one day. I would also ask to be allowed to eventually use mass drivers, under supervision, once I have regained their trust."

     He was then interrupted by "The Grey Fox" the shadowy leader of DAIN Industries who attempted to correct some of Mr Littion's statements. Mr Littion then produced his phone and called the Esteemed UN chairman, Mr Higami who matter of factly stated: "The UN will contract with companies that do not have an obsession with Mass Drivers." The chairman then stated he was not at liberty to discuss the legislature regarding mass drivers, and ended the call.

      Mr Littion oblivious to the fact the call had ended began to offer to follow the rules placed on him in exchange for Pluto. Mr Littion then called some spokesperson for Oliver in an attempt to persuade him to vote in favor of him. The spokesperson replied by calling his comments and behaviour "most inappropriate" and that there was little he could to convince Oliver to vote in his favour. He then provided to claim he was friends with a foreign power hostile to earth. This claim is put into doubt the fact that as 90908 put it "his ability to influence system powers is diminished greatly by recent events and the temperament of its leader, making the claims of outside support suspect."

     While some sources, specifically some representative believes he is a "traitor to his species," others like Mr  Higami believe that he "has finally fallen off the deep end and is due for a trip to a psychiatric hospital." When we attempted to contact Roderick Litton, he stated "Gimmie Pluto or Give Me Asteroid."