Thursday, July 5, 2018

Mars - Litton Industries Trade Agreement Collapses

       A trade deal between Litton Industries, which is based on Pluto and Mars collapsed today after the Rod 995 CEO of Litton Corp attempted to alter the agreement he made with 90908, High Chancellor of the Martian Confederation.

      At 10 AM Eastern Rod claimed had finally obtained mass drivers through a trade agreement with the Martian Confederation after making comments what UN member Dante of the Stardust Commonwealth could only describe as "Repulsive and truly barbaric, honestly" "by a man who (would) enjoy killing millions".  

      Later in the day during a conference on UN voting procedure, Some Spokesperson for Titan asked if 90908 if he did indeed provide Litton Industries with Mass drivers. After which Jakob Óðinnsson, Ǫ́sskonungr of Mars suggested that the UN nuke Pluto. Some spokesperson, then commented "Actually, Jakob, you might be onto something there. By the proposed war crimes thing, an 80% supermajority of the major nations can overturn a war crimes verdict." Chairman 90908 of Mars provided the following document


The Mars Confederacy leases the moon of Deimos to Litton Corp. for a period of fifteen Earth years, in which time Litton Corp. has the right to use the leased land for any and all financial endeavors that do not constitute a criminal act under U.N or Martian law or a paramilitary operation. Mars also agrees to, during the period of this contract, provide escort for civilian freight if directly requested by Litton Corp. and gives the equivalent of 1000 U.N Dollars.


Litton Corp. agrees to give 15% of all minerals passing through Deimos and 1,000,000 tons of shipping yearly for no monetary cost. The Martian government reserves the right to dissolve the contract in the event of a suspected national security threat from Deimos.


This contract is to be reviewed every fifteen years by both parties.

After of the validity of the document was questioned Rod attempted to change the already signed document, infuriating the Hight chancellor of Mars who then called the deal off. 

After the meeting, in an exclusive interview, Rod stated to our reporter "What threats? those? lmao Like those would do anything if imma die anyway lmao. Also, I'll have backups, I like backups.
UN Chairman Misora also made a statement that "(Rod) had it coming"
CEO Kiks of the Silk road trading company also stated "I'm happy that it crashed. Homicidal (and) violent tendencies are bad for business, and need to be quashed quickly."

Edit:  Add kik's comments.

Expect further coverage from Space News Network and System News Broadcast


-Stargazer News

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